Once upon a time in my youth i went to scotland
There i explored drank ale and visited the beautiful highlands
And there in the middle of the mountains there was this lake
In this sea i saw something big swimming around
It was huge, i have never seen something like this before
I went moved closer to have a better look
And It came up out of the water and it was a giant ass monster with red chins
He turned around start squirting shit
all over me with a huge fart
Shit was flying all over the place
He start swinging his dick on my knees
Semen and shit spraying all over me
It was the..
Loch ass monster
I couldn't stand the monsters shit all over me
The smell was horrible and the giant ass just laughed with a bad breath
I start throwing up, What was this kind of smelly madness of a monster?
The monster looked at me and with a charming wink invited me to be his miss to be
I said no but he insisted and gave me a kiss with his big red lips
You smell like a godess and i want to be inside your anus.
He turned me around before i had time to react
Pulling down my pants and made me stop believe in god
Filling my asshole with his shitty semen
My ass was hurting and i was covered in shit.
Why did i have to meet
The loch ass monster
I passed out, exhausted out of getting plowed for what seems like years.
When i woken up next to me sat the loch ass monster and smoking a cig.
He said this wouldn’t work out so i had to leave.
What the fuck...that's the last time i go to scotland.
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